Smiling with Heartache…

There are a buncha people in this world who think about others in a noble way, they keep the welfare of others before their own, mostly this people are behind the scenes, they help others quietly avoiding limelight.

Some of this people enter in public life sometimes after some life changing tragedy,  one of it is getting dumped by a woman they love the most, the pain they experience changes their life for ever, now they are more aware of the problems & hardship experienced by others, this develops a humanistic attitude in them, most of them had cried, atleast once & they know, if some person has tears in his eyes what he must be going through.

When their tears dry, the pain starts to flow in words, which in turn also gives deepness to the character, person tries to express himself in fewer words, rationing his words so that he doesn`t hurt someone.

Many heart broken people who came in public life to lead their people did a very good job, supposedly they got dumped by some idiotic women, this heartache changed their life, somehow gave them strength of character, it may have happened in school or college after which they started a new life in public service like narendra modi or atal bihari vajpayee who never married.

i really wished that i don`t get such heartache to start such a life, but all big things starts with some good thoughts & lots of pain mostly afflicted by the woman they loved the most in sometime of life, today i may not have the woman i wanted the most but i have 60 friends to look after.

MBA & Sleep Management…

There are various important functions in body, sleep is the most important of  them all, after all where do we get to meet katrina kaif  if there would be no sleep & dreams in it, mba colleges are famous for treating their students like future corporate slaves or lackeys, you have to get up at 5.30 am to get a perspective on this situation of course u won`t be in sane mental condition coz you slept at 12.00 am & few minutes passed before alarm did what was expected from it, your date with kat got interrupted just when things was getting interesting.

In this course most people loose sleep specially science students coz they are serious people & try to make sense of the every shit they come across, this takes a toll on their sleep, which leads to development of blackened eyes bags & instant loss of dating value.

Sleep management is like ordinary management just look busy all day, while delegating the work to juniors/ or anyone who is too eager to help, while you sleep with your eyes open, many people master it in there graduation, there eyes blink like a system standby light & they can be only jolted awake when the prof/boss shakes them.

The best time to go on standby in class are those precious 15 minutes when the lecturer is basking in the glory of his well delivered lecture, while taking attendance just tell any friend to say yes while you roam in familiar territory of ur dreams & try hard to meet the katrina kaif.

Happy sleeping…

Class experience…1

How do anyone can define what kind of experience they had when they have it for the first time???, i will try to explain what i experience  in & in between classes, just imagine a time when you were watching a movie in a IMAX theater, sound is on full blast, everything is perfect but the language is tamil !!! & the protagonist is RAJNIKANTH (u can`t write name of this guy in lowercase ).
You may think why a guy who don`t understands tamil would go to watch that kind of movie well its the same logic that works when a guy from science background decides to go for mba most people have unrealistic expectations from mba like its RAJNIKANTH & it will do wonders.
Attending classes regularly is like reading subtitles in that movie, its difficult,  sometimes it will make no sense but interested people get a good outline why his body is impervious to bullets, how on earth can he jump & do all the stuff  most importantly HOW THIS GUY IS STILL ALIVE.

Attending MBA class…

Someone told me if 100 people before you took admission in mba, don`t be a smartass & follow suit, therefore i m now student of mba, yes i paid a good amount of money to be there, no i don`t feel more intelligent then before. Mba is so over hyped that even if u try to evaluate its need people will consider u heretical guy.

The famous writer`s block…

hi, at last i m getting to write a post after a writers block of over a year, so at least now i know what is a writers block ” when your real life gets interesting & you are no longer lonely , you get real friends & interact with them blah blah” so i had/ am having that kind of experience, people say more interesting your real life is the less you are active socially on THE internet, so absence of one year means i had interesting life atleast for a year now.
i wish to update this blog regularly now as i don`t get to express many things in real life in details as much as i want, so from now onwards i will be pressing some leftover words in my mind to empty my mind properly & it will be the devil`s workshop again.

How to avoid failure…

Many life coaches & self appointed gurus has caused destruction of entire forest and mercilessly blackening of millions of pages by writing so many books on how to be successful in life, at the end of the day the only secret revealed is that there is no secret, there is no perfect plan which works for everyone.
There may be no precise formula for success though, there are many ways to ward off the dreaded evil called failure, since most of the people in the world has tasted failure once or many times & got around it anyone can tell u how u can try to avoid it..

1. Set realistic goals – everyone don’t have the potential to be a astronaut I saw this line on a calendar, I wish I saw it few years earlier it may have saved me from many troubles which arisen when I set a unrealistic goal and toiled to achieve it, u should very thoroughly evaluate yourself before setting your goal for anything major which may cause u many troubles, use your previous history for example if you are not good at studies don’t set your goal which will require lots of studies, it seems common sense but its very rare in real world, if u are emotionally overwhelmed or can’t decide, take help of a friend who is known for honesty and calls spade a spade. A realistic goal is something that even your hardened enemy believes you can achieve.

2. Round up resources - when a realistic goal is set its not difficult to obtain the necessary resources to achieve it, it may be money to pay the bills or the will to get up early in the morning but u must be absolutely sure that u have it even before taking the first step, you won’t reach anywhere unless you know the address (your goal) & necessary transportation (resource).

3. Get advise - found someone who has successfully achieved the goal which you want to achieve for yourself do whatever it takes to get some second hand experience of whatever they have gone through, the experience won`t be entirely different for u.

4. Make a plan - now the goal is set & the resources by our side we can make a plan of events like a grocery list, this list is by no means final its just a small outline of what to expect, don`t leave anything to chance or fate but things rarely go as planned therefore there will be many mistakes and setbacks, you have to make amends for them beforehand, being prepared will reduce the amount of stress in tough times.

5. Trouble-worthiness – it’s the worth of a goal for which you want to go through all the troubles, like leaving the comfort of your house to go to a college for a degree or repairing a roof leak, since if its not worth the trouble u will abandon the task in middle of everything, so ask yourself honestly the importance and worth of the goal.

6. Start working - now u have prepared yourself the best u might, get down to work with all your energy & efforts , try to give it your 100% as they say do it right the first time and do not give any excuses to avoid the work once u have started it.

If you fail even after giving your hundred percent to the task, then its time of reassessment of the goal and resources, since there is no sure formula for success only few steps to avoid failure.

making of an indian movie…

India makes largest number of movies in the world. read how they are made.

1. Select the star cast – find out which stars are free at this time and willing to work in the movie, make a list and ask for there favorite hollywood movie, ask if they would like to work in its indian version, if they say they want something original it means they have left the selection of movie to be ripped on you. Indian audience don`t care about the story if there fave star is there in the movie.

2. Go to DVD Library – this is the most important step of making a movie,  rent  a Hollywood flick or some Korean action movie (if budget is tight),  the movie you select  will determine the budget & your target audience,  go home & watch the movie 20-25 times so it starts to feel like your own creation , check out for glitches we don`t want to repeat them, its ok if u don`t understand it much because its not ur job that`s what writers are for, get one.

3. Selecting a writer – the job of this writer is to write the script of this movie ‘ again ‘ in your own language so that u can understand it & make  into a indian movie, so if a writer knows many languages (polyglot) he is a very valuable just imagine we can rip any movie of any language known by him, it can open a treasure trove of versatility, now the writer may suggest you some of his ‘original’ creation but don`t fall for that unless a movie is already made on it if that’s the case demand the DVD.

4. The script – give final touches to the script,  do sex changes of supporting cast, change locations according to the budget & tear out random pages from the script so people who have already seen the Hollywood movie can`t  make connections of it being copied & copyright infringements lawsuits can be avoided when releasing the movie abroad from where the original movie belongs. Don`t forget to add something which remotely hurts a religious minority or defames a religious ritual. remember u are under no moral obligation to make anything which even remotely makes sense this is called cinematic freedom.
5. Inject songs – songs are lifeblood of the movie, songs should be inserted at proper places where the script is missing pages, songs should be written by a seasoned veteran so that no one can understand them while they listen to them first time though use a catchy tune from some Buddha bar album, this will trick the people in buying the CDs of the songs. if the songs are not making sense for example appearance of lots of indians in middle of sahara desert don`t panic use it in dream sequence. even if the film is entirely based in india & its characters are from modest background move them to some exotic foreign spot for the picturization of song this is creativity.

6. Publicity stunts – now our movie is complete & we want some free publicity we are intelligent enough to add something which remotely hurts a religious minority or defames a religious ritual or anything which stirs violent public reaction, if u have played ur cards right the violent outbreak already started & getting u lots of publicity through 24 hour news channels, you can also consult a news channel about what`s hot and can make news, add that to your movie modestly. try to get the movie banned for a while before release by help of your contacts, everyone loves and wants what is banned.

7. Declare the movie successful – hire critics in broadsheet papers to declare the movie a master piece while u declare it successful in every chance you get it doesn`t matters if its released only 3 days ago.

Shahrukh khan tastes american ‘in’security…

Shahrukh khan got taste of American security when he was detained for 2 hours in Newark airport for  regular  questioning due to his name, he was questioned like a common man about his stay & business back there, poor Americans don`t know what kind of treatment a VIP gets in India, & they have long forgotten the problems which a common person faces while traveling overseas specially if he is of Asian descent, but people should not forget that only because of this measures there where no incident of terrorism in America for past 9 years.

Power saving tips for computers…

Upgrade the monitor - Switch to  lcd screen it consumes only 20-45 watts when operated at full capacity like playing a high frame rate game, ordinary CRT (cathode ray tube) monitors the fat ones, uses upto 250 watts when a game is bieng played, normally it uses around 80 watts, thats y modern offices uses lcs screens to save on electricity bills.

Upgrade the processor – in normal day to day usage like surfing the web or listening to music processors mostly lay idle or use 10% of there ability, while playing games they use mostly 80-100% of there ability worst ones are p4 family processors, upgrade them to core 2 duo family processors they are more efficient & powerful, & mostly uses around 60 watts compared to 100 watts of P4s.

Decrease the refresh rate – you can change the refresh rate by going to control panel & clicking on display, choose a low refresh rate like 60 if ur monitor is 15 inches, if u see flickers change it to 70 Hz.

Lower the resolution of screen –  the screen resolution have a significant effect on power consumption  if u have a CRT monitor, use a low resolution like 800 X 600, the resolution of monitor can be changed by going to control panel & clicking on display.

Don`t use wallpaper or screensavers – use a black background as wallpaper & screensaver, more the colors ur monitor has to display more the power consumption.

Change the power scheme – change the power scheme to portable/laptop even when u r using a desktop as it enables windows to save power by throttling down the processor so when u r not using much processor power it will use lesser power & when performance is needed it will power up as the application demands. u can change the power scheme by going to control panel & clicking on power options.

Best M.B.A coaching in indore…

if there is sugar, the ants will come like wise it appears there is lots of sugar in mba & mba coaching so either people are doing mba or giving coaching for it, we will discuss why everyone is doing mba sometime soon but,  this time i have done a survey of good mba coaching classes in my city (its also applicable to any city with some tweaks), though i have done some careful picking murphy`s law is still applicable to it, so try to use ur brain if u still not an mba. i have compiled this list after taking advice from the people who recently made it to the IIMs. they also suggest no one should give almost importance to study material provided b`coz its mostly the same & when its not they update it in a year (how u ask me then i will say cut copy paste)

Selection of coaching class depend on what u wish to achieve or the exam u want to crack (assuming u have aptitude for it) so the two types are -

• Coaching class for CAT
• Coaching class for other mba exams

coaching classes for CAT are -

1. T.I.M.E (the best) due to its AIMCAT it gives the required exposure & tell u where u stand in ur prep.

Coaching classes for other exams are -

1. P.T – if u want to go for any other exam except cat, its ur best choice.

remaining u can keep according to ur pleasure & comfort.